We really do love to shit on each subsequential generation, don't we? I'm a "Xennial" that like four year period where I was a latch-key kid, was raised on said rock, played Oregon Trail, but also got internet at 13.

My son is now 13 and a Zoomer (?) I hate thee names. He asked for a limited edition Bootsie Collins bass that they only made like four of for some holiday that will never come because that shit costs like eleventy-billion dollars.

Rock'll be okay. As long as there are brooders and powerchords, rock'll be just fine.